– 8:14 am

You’re currently at your grandparents down the road where you spent the night. As always, I’m curious how you slept. Your mother and I have to take shifts when you sleep at ours (which is most of the time). She does the first half and when you inevitably wake up in the middle of the night, she brings you down to me for the second half. It’s currently the only logical way to give either of us some sleep given we both have to work. Anywho…

The other day, Vanessa offered a mother’s card when I went round to move her sofa. The text was funny so I cheerfully accepted. I only gave it to your mother yesterday. I had an idea of how to personalise it but struggled to find what I needed for it. That’s until yesterday morning when you and I were hanging out. In the end, I used blue UV glow paint which I’d purchased as part of an idea for a video shoot. I smeared some under your foot and left a step on the card.

If you read my last post, you probably know how Liza felt about it. This is her type shit. So she loved it. She thought it was hilarious. You did well.