– 9:34 pm

Your mother is the type of person who wears shorts in January and winces about being cold, albeit indoors. Today she walked past in a shirt, a cardigan and no pants saying, “it’s getting difficult to wear jeans these days”. This time, however, I don’t think it’s got anything to do with the weather. You’re just getting bigger.

We’re getting ready for the airport, Gatwick. Your maternal grandmother is visiting so we’re going to pick her up.