– 1:23 pm

Your mother had a scan last Friday, among other health checks. I couldn’t go because… broken leg. So she took her mum instead. It was a great idea flying her in to help and plug the gaps (that I couldn’t in my condition). She insisted I have someone round in their absence so I hung out with Marc and T. You’ll meet those two before you can remember you have. We go way back.

Dr Erskine called your mother a “model for pregnant women”.