– 11:38 pm
I’m in a bathtub struggling to keep my eyes open. What a tiring day. Forgive any typos or bad grammar as I won’t read over this.
From a practical standpoint, we’re fully prepared to receive you. We’re as ready as we can be. You don’t have baby sunglasses but we have the essential must-haves from this list. We picked up wall hooks, shelves and baskets from B&Q for the bathroom earlier today. I also got some more Polyfilla for the kitchen wall. As always, I poured too much paint out onto the tray and decided to roll over other bits of the house with stained walls. Let’s not waste the paint yes!? Cool. My dinner was less than an hour ago. I didn’t anticipate finishing so late but I’m pleased with the results.
This is the second self-checkout I’ve noticed with live CCTV footage of the customer to the customer.
I first saw it at Waitrose. The assistant there said it was meant as a deterrent to shoplifting when I asked. We used it to pull faces.
By the way, what did you think of all the rap music we played today? I went through some of my favourite albums. Also, your mother has this mic-in-hand-rapping thing she does when the beats are thumping. It’s my favourite thing in the world. I managed to catch it on camera, pissing myself the entire time. Too. Cotdamn. Funny. DMX is laughing in his grave for sure.